Barrapunto

Tue May 12
[21:06]
<KingSpyder> Hey people, I need some help.
<KingSpyder> I need to find a diagram of a Dalek. A how to build type
                          thing. I need a full life size job.
<Gummo> What do you need a full life size one for?
<KingSpyder> A friend and I are planning a little project involving a
                          camera :)
<Nathan_Roberts> The DalekCam?
  * KingSpyder stares at Nathan_Roberts
<Innocet> Doc04 is building a Tardis, KS is building a Dalek - whats next?
                    Innocet builds the House of Lungbarrow, News at eleven.
<ShyCompanion> LOL
<KingSpyder> Noooo....A film type thingie.
<Nathan_Roberts> Stick a camera in a Dalek and go chasing people around
                                  with it?
<Innocet> hehe
  * KingSpyder fwaps Nathan_Roberts
<Innocet> thatd be funny
<Gummo> My partner and I used to dream like that. Then we took a look at
                our bank accounts.
<ShyCompanion> Hmm movie prop... garbage can and golf balls....
  * KingSpyder fwaps ShyCompanion
<ShyCompanion> oh and a plunger
<Innocet> dont forget the potty plunger
  * KingSpyder stares at Innocet
<ShyCompanion> LOL
  * Innocet ducks
  * Innocet hides from KS's fury
<Nathan_Roberts> Hey, that's what they used on the original! :)
<KingSpyder> I'd tell you all what we're planning, but we're in the very
                          early stages right now and I don't want to get to far just
                          incase it doesn't pan out.
<ShyCompanion> its a Tim Allen thing... Build a working Dalek and end up in
                              the hospital... :)
<Innocet> ack LOL
  * ShyCompanion ducks
  * KingSpyder bookshops ShyCompanion
<ShyCompanion> LOL :)
<KingSpyder> Duck from that! :)
<Innocet> imagine a Dalek with a Cessna engine propelling it - no trouble
                    with stairs at that point
<ShyCompanion> ROFL
<Innocet> itd reach escape velocity :)
<ShyCompanion> EXTERMINAT... ACK!!!
<Innocet> laugh! :)
<Nathan_Roberts> EX-TER-MI-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaate..
                                  ::fades off into the distance::
<Innocet> :):)
<ShyCompanion> :)
<Nathan_Roberts> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE ::CRASH:: ::Lands in
                                  Australia::
<Innocet> 'Tim, whats that bright light in the sky?' 'Nothing honey, just
                    a deal i worked out with Davros.'
<ShyCompanion> Thanks for flying Dalek airlines....
<Nathan_Roberts> ROTFLMAO
<Innocet> 'He needed to conquer stairs. I helped him a bit.'
<Nathan_Roberts> Bwahahahahahaha!
<Innocet> :):)
  * Nathan_Roberts is now getting very silly mental images involving a Dalek
      with a rocket-booster...
<Innocet> if Tim Allen had anything to do with it, Nate, the Dalek would
                    have two solid rocket boosters on its sides
<Nathan_Roberts> I was thinking of making a WAV somehow...
  * ShyCompanion thinks of the shuttle challenger....
<Nathan_Roberts> "This is a Dalek..." - "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"
<Innocet> ack
<Nathan_Roberts> "This is a Dalek with twin solid strap-on rocket boosters..."
                                  - "EX-TER-MIN-AAAAAAAAAAATEEEEE!!!! ::crash through
                                  the roof::"
<Innocet> LOL
<Nathan_Roberts> "Any questions?"
<ShyCompanion> LOL
<Nathan_Roberts> <some kind of ambient sound indicating a location
                                  elsewhere in the world>
<Nathan_Roberts> "aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!" <CRASH!>
<Innocet> 'This is your brain.' <pic of an egg in a skillet> 'This is your
                    brain after Davros got ahold of it.' <pic of egg yolks lining a
                    garbage can on wheels, wielding a plunger> 'Any questions?'
<Nathan_Roberts> ROTFL
<Drake> "when making your Dalek,make sure you have the handyman's helper.......
                .........Duct tape"
<Innocet> :):)
<Nathan_Roberts> Hahahahaha
<Innocet> haahaa

[Some point in the meantime, I create the now famous (hopefully) dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]]

[0:09]
  * Nathan_Roberts is certifiably nuts...
<Nathan_Roberts> My latest WAV...
[SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<Nathan_Roberts> The idea stemmed from an earlier conversation in the room.
<Nathan_Roberts> Prof, are you paying attention???
  * Nathan_Roberts bonks Prof in the headwith a 3.048m pole
[SOUND 44MAG.WAV]
  * Nathan_Roberts Prof get over here!
<SuperProf> You rang?
<Nathan_Roberts> Grab that WAV!
<AldenB> Get your super ass in here!
[Prof grabs 44MAG.WAV]
<Nathan_Roberts> No, not that one!
<SuperProf> LOL.
[Nathan sends Prof the proper WAV]
<Nathan_Roberts> That one!
<SuperProf> I'll sue you Alden! That is SuperAss tm! You infringed on my
                        ass's trade mark!
  * Nathan_Roberts laugh maniacally... he's made a total ass of himself
      this time...
<SuperProf> No Nathan. Change that to still.
[Crow hears the WAV]
<CrowTRobt> hahaha
[SuperProf SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<SuperProf> ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
[SuperProf SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
  * AldenB waits impaitently for the wav to finish downloading.
  * Nathan_Roberts kicks Alden's DCC
  * AldenB ROT13's DCC and gets "ASS"
<AldenB> Oi!
  * SuperProf watches as a Dalek flies over his house swearing at nathan.
<CrowTRobt> whose that talking on there?
<Nathan_Roberts> Crow: Me!
<CrowTRobt> He sounds familiar
<CrowTRobt> now where have I heard that voice before...
<Nathan_Roberts> You should know, we talked on Netmeeting three days ago
<CrowTRobt> hmmm
<CrowTRobt> I'll remember in a min
[SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<AldenB> ROTFL!!!!!!
<Nathan_Roberts> Actually, this isn't quite how I wanted it to turn out
<CrowTRobt> damn. Don't you hate it when your mind draws a blank
<AldenB> I love it!
<Nathan_Roberts> The first part is great, but I wanted something else to
                                  follow it.
<AldenB> Exterminaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa
                  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
<Nathan_Roberts> It would be something like...
<Nathan_Roberts> ::ambient sound or music indication a location on the
                                  other side of the world::
<Nathan_Roberts> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! ::CRASH!!!::
<CrowTRobt> Do the doctor next Nate
<CrowTRobt> This is the Doctor <tom baker> "Hallo I'm the doctor!"
<Nathan_Roberts> DSE, did you get that wave?
<Nathan_Roberts> I may not get as far as that, let alone making any more
                                  wavs like it...
<AldenB> This is your Brian. This is your Brian of Morbius.
<Nathan_Roberts> This is sounding like a stupider idea by the minute...
<Nathan_Roberts> LOL
<CrowTRobt> you could have some chinese sounding music play ant then have
                        the dalek crash in
<Nathan_Roberts> It didn't seem as good an idea as it did earlier tonight...
<Nathan_Roberts> Crow: That's what I was thinking
<Nathan_Roberts> I also need a good, loud, prolonged crash WAV
<CrowTRobt> It *is* funny Nate you ought to work with it
<Nathan_Roberts> Can't wait until Innocet and ShyCompanion show up again...
                                  they're the ones that inspired this...
[Dse hears the WAV]
<dse> LOL
<dse> good wav
<Nathan_Roberts> I think we have a new classic here... :)
  * AldenB waits for Jack Bevan to show up........
<Nathan_Roberts> :)
  * SuperProf is super worried about all of us. I can see the men in the
      white coats calling for reinforcements
<SuperProf> Nathan that is instant classic.
[SuperProfSOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<SuperProf> That is the sound of the most surprised Dalek in history.
<SuperProf> If a Dalek could soil his shorts that one did.
<Nathan_Roberts> Bwahahahaha!
<SuperProf> brb. Got to get the wife to hear that one.
[SuperProf SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<AldenB> Meanwhile, somewhere on Mars.... "What iss that noisse?"
                  "aaaaaaAAAAAAATE!!!!!" *crunch*
<Nathan_Roberts> ROTFLMAO
<CrowTRobt> That sould be twin strap-on solid rocket boosters
<Nathan_Roberts> Pedant!
<Nathan_Roberts> Actually, taht would probably be easy to edit...
[SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
  * SuperProf Newsfash! Dalek almost wins race up the Empire Stae
      building until it impacks into the 83rd floor!
<SuperProf> Nathan the wife loved the wav too.
<Nathan_Roberts> That's 10 thumbs's up!
<Nathan_Roberts> And counting!
<Nathan_Roberts> Ok, rough cut of the compainion wave...
[SOUND] DALEKFAL.WAV
  * AldenB sings I see a little shilloheto of a man.
<CrowTRobt> hahaha
<AldenB> Muahahaha!
[SuperProf SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<SuperProf> Had to hear it one more time.

[1:32]
[SuperProf SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<SuperProf> One question?
<Nathan_Roberts> Hmm?
<CrowTRobt> that voice is soooooooo familiar
  * Nathan_Roberts fwaps Crow
<SuperProf> Do Daleks say "Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!"
<Nathan_Roberts> Whahahahahahaha!
<SuperProf> Second Question.
<Nathan_Roberts> Hmm?
<SuperProf> Do Daleks have air bags?
<Nathan_Roberts> Hahahaha
[SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<Nathan_Roberts> Sure doesn't sound like it.
<AldenB> Air bags? Daleks don't get married, do they? ;-)
  * AldenB wishes top retract that last statement.
<Nathan_Roberts> Afraid the Profess will see it?

[Prof and I have been discussing yet another variaton...]

[1:56]
<Nathan_Roberts> My idea would be mor along the lines of the dalek coming
                                  down screaming, then you hear Sarah scream, then a Splat
<SuperProf> DO IT!!!!!!
<SuperProf> I love it!
<Nathan_Roberts> I'm too tired. I'm falling asleep
<SuperProf> Rats.
<SuperProf> I do like that idea.
<AldenB> Prof likes the idea of Sarah being splattered by a falling Dalek?
<Nathan_Roberts> yeah.
<SuperProf> I do. I need help.
<Nathan_Roberts> Or a microwave door
  * SuperProf thinks tightening that gas line here might also help.
<AldenB> Maybe moving away from those overhead power lines......
<SuperProf> I like those. I hang the wet laundry on them.
[SOUND] explosion3.wav
  * SuperProf begins to tighten the gas line and lights a match to
      see better.
*** SuperProf is now known as BlownToBitsProf

[2:12]
<TheProf> Boy Nathan's ego is exploding. Did you see the rooms he is in?
<TheProf> Nathan_Roberts on @#drwhochat @#NathanisaGod @NathanisKing
                    @#NathanrulestheWorld #WomenofTahiti.
[TheProf SOUND] 44mag.wav
<AldenB> Agh!
  * AldenB goes to change his trousers.
<TheProf> LOL. I was trying to get nathan's attention, not startle
                    someone 8,000 miles away.
<Nathan_Roberts> Nathan_Roberts on @#NathanIsGettingReadyToGoToBed
<Nathan_Roberts> Nathan_Roberts on
                                  @#ProfIsAVerySillyPersonAndNathansNotGoingToTalkTo HimAnymore
<TheProf> Nathan I make your life interesting.
[SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<TheProf> Nathan I still laugh when I hear that wav and how many times have
                    we played it?
<AldenB> Prof: 9
[SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
[TheProf SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<AldenB> OK, 11 now.
[SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<TheProf> The only way we could improve that wav is if we could have a wav
                    of the Dalek saying "Holy Shit!" for the rocket booster part.

[2:21]
<AldenB> We haven't finished throwing Daleks around yet then?
<TheProf> Just added the explosion to the Dalek hitting the Earth.
<TheProf> Not yet. K-9 is next.
<AldenB> We're going to throw Nathan's script around?
<TheProf> I just like blowing things up.
<TheProf> What was the last thing to go through that daleks mind?
<Nathan_Roberts> Dalek's don't have butts...
<TheProf> His wheels.
<Nathan_Roberts> This is going to become a quotefile special at this rate...
<TheProf> LOL
  * Nathan_Roberts laughs a silly, high-pitched laugh going through
      tonight's logs
*** TheProf changes topic to "101 abuses for your pet Dalek."
  * AldenB trots outside for a moment and comes back with a titanium
      umbrella.
<TheProf> LOL
[TheProf SOUND] dalekfly.wav [tardislabs.com]
<TheProf> For some reason I have the image of the Dalek coming in head
                    first still intent on killing something before he gets impaled
                    50 feet into the ground.
<AldenB> What do you call it when someone has too much time on
                  their hands? :-)
<Nathan_Roberts> Alden: Nathan Syndrome.
<Nathan_Roberts> Or, alternately, Prof Syndrome
<TheProf> LOL
<TheProf> It's like the Dalek is thinking "Yes it is going to kill both
                    of us when I hit you at 500 mph but I'm going to shoot you first!"

[2:57]
<TheProf> Dalekfly is just a wonderful idea.
<TheProf> The images it brings to mind are great.
<Nathan_Roberts> It's definately my best creation since Hulaboom :)
<Nathan_Roberts> Hell, it's better than hulaboom :)
<TheProf> No question.
<Nathan_Roberts> Too bad Synaesta was around to hear it... She'd really
                                  appreciate it :)
<TheProf> You can just see this poor Dalek rocketing to his doom. I never
                    thought I would feel sorry for a Dalek.
<Nathan_Roberts> ROTFL
<TheProf> Yes someone talked this poor Dalek into wearing these
                    rocket booster.
<TheProf> "Come on Mr Dalek this will be fun" and the Dalek said "ok".
<TheProf> Daleks don't get to have fun very often.
<Nathan_Roberts> Wow... That's all the Doctor ever had to do to defeat the
                                  Daleks....
<Nathan_Roberts> Just convince them all to wear strap-on rockets and set
                                  them all off.... Hell, if Davros could convince them all
                                  to put on hi-power explosives and blow up the
                                  Movellan ship...
<TheProf> Thsi Dalek just thought he was going to have a little fun and you
                    blast him off to his death.........Nathan you bastard! you killed
                    a sweet innocent little Dalek.
<TheProf> This reminds me of a joke a friend of mine said one time. We were
                    in Toys R Us and we saw the Rambo Bike shield for the front of a
                    kids bike. It was a stupid piece of plexiglass, Cheap little thing.
                    My friend starts saying "Here we are today to test the durability of
                    the Rambo Bike shield. Here to help us see if can stop a 44 magnum
                    bullet is 10 year old Johnny Williams. Just get on the bike
                    Johnny..........Oh no. Little Johny's down
<TheProf> I had visions in my mind of this stupid little kid sitting on this
                    bike behind the rambo bike shield as someone fired this bullet
                    through it. Here is this kid with this stupid smile thinking the
                    Rambo bike shield was going to save him.
<TheProf> Now my friend did this and that vision came into my mind and I laughed
                    so hard I had tears in my eyes and here I am in the middle of
                    Toys R Us with everyone thinking I was on drugs or something.
<Nathan_Roberts> I needed to gone to bed
  * Nathan_Roberts begins to melt and slide off the chair into a puddle on
      the floor
<TheProf> Nathan get some sleep. I need to as well. I worked 10 hours today.
  * Nathan_Roberts oozes around on the floor
<Brig1963> arGH!! Changling!!!
  * Nathan_Roberts oozes in the general direction of his bed
  * TheProf does the same. Night gents.
*** TheProf has quit IRC (Quit: I'm insane for Sarah Jane.)
*** Nathan_Roberts has quit IRC

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